Canada bound! :-)

patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

(via theunaveragelifeofateenagegirl)

patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

(via theunaveragelifeofateenagegirl)

"We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say."
- Dr. SunWolf (via iamcharliesangel)

(via gracethefacee)

"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."
- mine. (via diced—pineapple)

(via anywherewith--you)

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

(via if-thesewings-couldfly)

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via celebrate-the-good)

Shout out to my boyfriend for scaring the absolute shit out of me the day before I fucking leave for a week and can’t talk to him, by being ignorant and going too fast on a dirt road and crashing into a ditch head on, thanks babe. Still love you.

    someone: you look pretty today
    me: happy birthday